isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?
Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?
Posted on 20 September, 2014Reblogged from abbiefinnegan
|Me:||I'd like a Coke.|
|Waiter:||is Pepsi okay?|
|Me:||yeah, she's fine. the surgery went well and she's looking at a full recovery.|
|Waiter:||fantastic. I can't wait to see you two drop by here again. she's a nice gal even though she's got an odd name. I'll bring your Coke around in just a moment.|
Posted on 19 September, 2014Reblogged from quietisviiolent
me: *waves at a dog being walked*
dog’s owner: *waves at me*
Why people ask me shit like “how was work?” or “how is school?” like work is work, school is school, I would rather be on a yacht right now while gettin some dick but here I am
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